This Is Stupid

Man, I must be more drunk than I thought...

Stupid Sindel and her stupid fucking ideas....

Yeah, whatever, I'm Pikachu. Yeah, I'm a drunk. Deal with it. I'm the Kanto Champion and Tournament of Leagues Champ...I am the best Pokemon fighter out there and I'll damn well prove it if you disagree.

Anyway, I'm Sindel's...best friend...father thing. I dunno. She's not really my kid, I picked her up randomly on some street corner when she was 12 and I took care of her. Don't know why, I'm stupid like that.

Regardless, I'm very protective of Sindy. And of my beer but that's another story for another day.

My best friends are Yoshi and Kirby. Kirby is a playboy and Yoshi is a politician. I know, we're like a pod pack. We don't see each other as often as we'd like but shit happens, ya know?

Jesus, this keyboard is getting hard to see...anyway, Cena lives with Sindel at the castle (and lucky him, I'm keeping a close eye on that boy in case he gets too good of ideas about Sindel when she's walking around in a loose pair of jeans and a white T-Shirt). Mia is a bitch. That's all there is to know.

I live not too far from the castle but my internet sucks and I don't have a laptop (which I stole from Cena's room, haha). But I love storing my drinks in the castle and I do it so creatively too...

Anyway, I need to go lie down for a bit...I think the computer multiplied by 5 and Mia's the cause of it...

--Pika